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浪漫數(shù)學(xué) [ROMANCE MATHEMATICS]
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精明的男人 + 精明的女人 = 浪漫
精明的男人 + 愚蠢的女人 = 私通
愚蠢的男人 + 精明的女人 = 婚姻
愚蠢的男人 + 愚蠢的女人 = 懷孕
購物數(shù)學(xué) [SHOPING MATHEMATICS]
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男人總是花兩元錢買他需要的價(jià)值一元的東西
A man will pay for a item he needs
女人總是花1元錢買她不需要的價(jià)值2元的東西
A woman will pay for a item that she doesn‘‘t need
一般方程與統(tǒng)計(jì) [GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS]
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女人在找到一個(gè)丈夫之前總是為未來擔(dān)心
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
男人在找到一個(gè)妻子之后才開始擔(dān)心未來
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
成功男人的標(biāo)志是: 掙的錢比他妻子花掉的還多
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
成功女人的標(biāo)志是: 她找到了這樣一個(gè)丈夫
A successful woman is one who can find such a man
幸福 [HAPPINESS]
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要想與一個(gè)男人幸福相守, 你必須對他多一份理解少一份愛
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
要想與一個(gè)女人幸福相守, 你必須盡量多愛她, 但絕不要試圖去理解她
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all
長壽 [LONGEVITY]
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結(jié)婚的男人比獨(dú)身的男人長壽, 但結(jié)婚的男人更多的想去死
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die
改變嗜好 [PROPENSITY TO CHANGE]
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女人嫁給一個(gè)男人, 期望著他會(huì)發(fā)生改變, 但他并沒有變化
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn‘‘t
男人娶了一個(gè)女人, 期望著她不會(huì)變化, 但她卻改變了
A man marries a woman expecting that she won‘‘t change, and she does |
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